Meet Cortez – Patron Saint of Senior Sexuality?

Christine Sperber

Since our community has been so “fired up” over all the sex talk happening on Wisdom Well, I thought I’d share some news from Rising Circle Ranch.

We’ve recently adopted two new elder geldings, who’ve been together for 14 years but not exposed to other horses or much pasture time. It’s thrilling to watch them delight in space and companionship… and sexy time. 

One of our mares, Sierra, is currently in estrus. (TLDR: a state of sexual receptivity.)

Someone forgot to tell these older, castrated boys that they are mature geldings. There was so much excitement in the pasture the other day that I immediately called Lee. “Are you sure they are geldings? They are acting like stallions. There are a lot of boners in this field right now.” 

Cortez and Rocky jostled each other, competing for her attention, flirting, biting, nuzzling, and pushing each other around the pasture. It was like watching teenagers at a mall food court. (80’s suburban mall reference – are you with me?)

Jo, our ranch manager, eventually separated them for everyone’s sanity. And safety. 

Also notable is Stryder, nicknamed Fabio for his long blonde mane, and also a 20-year-old gelding, who is totally oblivious to the hormone-charged atmosphere. He’s been blissfully pastured with Sierra for the last few days. Unfazed and unmoved.

Whatever the magical combination of place, state, nutrition, biology, health, and stimulus is creating the conditions for such an unexpected ruckus, we have now crowned the gorgeous Cortez our Patron Saint of Senior Sexuality, Equine Division.

About the Author

Christine Sperber

MEA Co-Founder

Christine Sperber is a former World Cup snowboarder and serial entrepreneur and innovator who has launched and grown award-winning hotels, businesses, and industry-evolving ideas in the sports and hospitality worlds and beyond. The word her workshop participants use most often to describe her is “badass” in recognition of her irrepressible energy and ability to make shit happen.

When Christine moved from being an athlete to the business side of snowboarding in her early 20s, she pretended she was 33 years old because it made it easier to find credibility, especially on the resort side where she often had to work with “crusty old ski coots.” Then one day she finally turned her fake age and has happily welcomed every birthday since then.

Throughout her career, Christine has managed pro athletes and world-class snowboard camps, pioneered game-changing hospitality concepts, introduced the first machine-groomed half pipes on glacial snow when no one else thought it could be done, and created sporting event series that are still happening decades later. On top of all that, she has worn the hats of writer, restaurateur, multimillion dollar sales rep, and more.

As one of MEA’s founders, Christine co-created the company and was critical in transforming the concept of a Modern Elder Academy into reality. Christine is a devoted team builder whose authenticity, values-based leadership skills, and empathetic engagement create community wherever she focuses her attention. She is a passionate activist and steward of the land and is dedicated to creating transformative experiences that change people’s lives. She makes everything she gets involved in more fun, more meaningful, and more human. 

“As we age, it’s important to continue to play games we aren’t sure we can win.”
– Christine Sperber

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